i will go down with this ship

Slowly, and with more hours worked than I really want, the work shitshow is getting cleared up. It's not fun, but with the combined power of three editors we are making visible progress. Thanks to friends for all your hugs and comments.

BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF SENDING OUT REJECTION LETTERS: here is a list of ships that are currently causing my soul to make pained noises and need to be dealt with, oh dear television, like rightnow.

-Gigi and Lydia's boots/George Wickham's crotch (Lizzie Bennet Diaries)
-Lizzie Bennet/William Darcy (Lizzie Bennet Diaries)
-Elizabeth Nadyezhda Jennings/Phillip Jennings (The Americans)
-Belle/her books (Once Upon a Time)
-Belle/her adventuring problem-solving badassery (Once Upon a Time)
-Belle/Rumpelstiltskin (Once Upon a Time)
-Emma/Regina (I don't care if it's platonic, just jesus can they be on the same team for a minute) (Once Upon a Time)
-Emily/an empty space where Aiden used to be and Nolan should probably go (Revenge)
-Nikita/Michael (either shoot at each other or be perfect, none of this passive hurt shit) (Nikita)
-Originals/death in a giant fire (Rebekah can live if she gets to be human) (Vampire Diaries)

Leave what ships are paining you in the comments, we can commiserate and share angsty songs together.