turn into, i hope i do turn into you

[intrikate88]

In my dream last night I was running around with people, trying to escape from something, and finding a secret tunnel to Narnia in the men's room of a restaurant. And Edmund was there and possibly having problems being a werewolf, and we were finding secret files that we had to save, and at one point I had to pull the fire alarm in the restaurant so we could all escape through the tunnel to Narnia. It was quite exciting.

And then we got to Narnia and Edmund married Jadis and decided that he really just needed to support her while she ruled Narnia.

And I woke up and wondered how in the fuck badfic escaped from the internet and started to feed on my subconscious. Are those things parasitic now?

Comments

[rthstewart.livejournal.com]

It's like a fungus or powdery mildew on my bee balm. Bad fic permeates the brain. On the other hand, was the embodiment of Edmund at least pleasant? And secret files sounds fun at least. The werewolf not so much, but then I prefer my husband clean shaven.

[intrikate88.livejournal.com]

I think Edmund looked good? I just remember dark hair, mostly; he was just kind of some random guy up until the end when I was realizing what all the fuss about the tunnel and files was about, and then the wedding announcement just brought it all together. I don't even know about the werewolfy bits (and lol I prefer clean-shaven men as well; the first time I kissed a guy with a beard it was like OMG WHAT IS THIS THING, I THOUGHT IT WAS SOFT BUT NOOO YOU HAVE ATTACKED MY FACE WITH A GRILL-CLEANING BRUSH so that was a bit distracting.) Maybe Edmund had to get to Narnia to stop him from being a werewolf? Maybe the wolf captain in TWW was Jadis's last husband?

[andi-horton.livejournal.com]

Katie, what were you doing in the men's room of a restaurant?

[intrikate88.livejournal.com]

NOBODY WILL THINK TO LOOK FOR ME AND THE TUNNEL TO NARNIA THERE!

I wish I was at home watching Robin Hood with you. Work is annoying today. Every author just wants to get into it with me. Especially when it comes to references FOR MY OWN DAMN JOURNAL. Like I didn’t CHECK that for accuracy, morons, don’t tell me to put it back to the wrong way you had it.

[andi-horton.livejournal.com]

I wish you were here too. That way you could be free of such authors, and we could get down to the very important task of rewriting S3 with Marian in it as she should be. That way when we have hundreds of millions of dollars we can independantly finance the production of it, and everybody will live happily ever after.

You see my shiny plan? It CANNOT FAIL.

Now get out of the men's room so we can start gathering millions.