who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

andi_horton : Even though all the adorable sour-pussed faces from the new vampire movie Twilight have been signed up for the sequel, New Moon, the movie's lead, Kristen Stewart, has not read the second book of the series by Stephenie Meyer. "I couldn't wrap my head around all four huge stories at once," she told Sci Fi Wire. "It was too informative."
andi_horton : what a tactful way of saying "um, hells no"
intrikate88 : oh yeah
intrikate88 : robert probably filled her in on all the terrible details
intrikate88 : while they were hotboxing his trailer
intrikate88 : ...for some reason, an AU trailerpark twilight with them starring, i can just imagine perfectly
andi_horton : \YES
intrikate88 : they already look halfway to white trash, edward's "condition" could have them living off the disability checks and they smoke lots of weed and bella is surly and squinty at the rugrats from next door
andi_horton : :))
intrikate88 : they wear lots of denim and flannel plaid shirts

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Haven't watched Ashes to Ashes yet. I hope to tonight! And Bones! And I have to go to sleep early tonight because I'm taking the GRE really early tomorrow. Argh.

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I'm finally finishing up that Eleven and Amy fic I started months ago, the one where they're basically living a kids' adventure mystery book, after I was inspired by them looking to be about eleven years old each on the Cardiff beach shots. So I'll be posting that soon, right on the eve of the new series!

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*curls up and dies, a little bit, inside*

LJ is reworked! Yes, my computer is dying and my external hard drive is on its last legs after a suicide attempt in Canada, but LJ, at the very least, has a new layout and I come, full of Christmas bounty, bringing a veritable cornucopeia of goodness.

FIRST OFF:

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SECONDLY:

I wrote an essay/blogpost thing about Twilight (book version) and it was the most popular pseudo-18th-century paper in my Brit Lit class. I know all of you are just thrilled with Twilight, so I thought I'd link it here. Oh, those books are unbelievable.

Because the Only Thing Hotter than Sex With Edward Cullen Is a Horny Blind Man with No Coordination And a Frozen Glass Dildo.

Have fun.

(Ohgodohgod I'm actually writing Twilight fic. Only because the whole setup with a girl + bloodthirsty vampire is classic, yes? Meyers just has no powers of writing ever and it's obvious her editor's day job is snorting coke off dead cops' asses for the carnal enjoyment of strange giraffe-hybrid men and this comes through in the text so I'm just doing a bit of... revising. Of themes and such. Because exploring take a look at this fucked-up shit is faaaar more interesting than Twooo Wuv wins forever, you know? Oh, God, somebody wtih actual shame, stop me.)

LASTLY:

I hope everyone who celebrated Christmas had a good one, and can confidently look forward to next year, knowing that life has a decent probability of looking pretty much the same. That's a little questionable right now, in my family. But the world is a beautiful place.

(But my flist? Is of terrifying length. Hm.)